Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Oh the difficulties

Apparently being gay is a huge turn on for people of the opposite sex. Maybe it's the confidence that comes from coming to terms with my in-the-gray sexual orientation that attracts people. I have been given phone numbers by two men in the last month and I think one other is interested and working up the nerve to do something. Of course, none of them know that I'm not loving the penis. Apparently I have to redo the cockhater stamp on my forehead.

I know, I know. Here I am complaining about having men come onto me when so many people would love for that to happen. Trust me, it's just as bad getting what you're not asking for as it is not getting what you are asking for. I kind of wish that I could announce to the world that I just want to be left alone until I have this thing figured out. Of course, dating a woman would definitely help to figure it out.... and could be kind of fun, especially for the shock value when I tell my friends. Oh, fun!

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